As I was sitting here enjoying heaven wrapped in a flour tortilla, also known as a Chipotle burrito, I happened upon some of my pictures from Ireland (2004). It made me realize how depressing the desert is and how beautiful the greenness of the potato land really was: the grass really is greener on the other side.
They had had a few Bevvies: Beverages and they were Circling over Shannon: drunk. Both were Bucket of Snots: an ugly person (Hey, they were. Honesty is the best policy) And once the short one realized he had no chance he started Brickin' It: nervous to the point of soiling oneself. I do remember the bartender saying, "Dry Your Arse!": Clean up and shut up and the Chucker-Out: Bouncer/Doorman ended it all.
Kissing The Blarney Stone: I got the gift of gab: obviously.
Now some of this might have seemed more exciting to me then, and I possibly made some of it up too, but those words are ridiculously hilarious. You know it. (For more of them visit: http://www.irishslang.co.za/print.htm)
In celebration of the upcoming St. Patty's Day we here at On The Road A-Gallion (and by we I mean just me and my computer) have created a t-shirt to save you from pinching, from slightly intoxicated people from trying to read your funny shirt with words on it, and keep you looking classy.
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Until next time Buzzies: Travelers.